Statistics Class FOUND Poem

This is a poem I wrote the third day of statistics module for graduate school! Read the capitals!

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Statistics Class FOUND Poem


approach SIGNIFIGANCE
discuss what MAY HAVE HAPPENED.
can we make it more RIGOROUS
are there VARIABLES WE DIDN’T
CONTROL FOR.

DEVIANT. POTENT.

IF YOU BELIEVE not reaching IS
credible, reliable, TRANSFERABLE.

SATURATEd.  AGGREGATivE.

small sample size equals varying results
THERE IS AN AFFECT.
these were neglected
BIAS data
science IS A DISCIPLINE
with implicit bias, delineate.

test says she is PREGNANT
WITH another case
MORE TOLERANT OF false POSITIVES.
You can look at that later,
IF YOU WANT.

unethical to TELL PEOPLE
THEY HAVE IT, if they don’t
A TRUE STATE,
fail to reject the null hypothesis
YOU can’t do it PERFECTly.